NM2000

This is going to be my new invention. The NM2000 (or NagMeister 2000).

Base model will consist of a function to record three messages and play back at will. So for example, my messages today would be as follows:

"Tabitha don't eat that",
"Lexi get out of the cupboard", and
"Don't touch"

Last night for example my messages would have been:

"for the love of god please go to sleep",
"why won't you sleep", and
"please let him be asleep".

Tone can vary from "whisper" (which would have been employed last night) up to "firm chastising" right through to "wait til your father gets home" volumes.

Upgrade to the NM2000+ would provide the user with the capacity for a further three messages, upgrade to the NM2000++ would contain the capacity for a further six messages and so on and so on.

Messages are able to be changed as often as required.

Each NM2000 comes complete with your choice of a bottle of vodka, gin or whisky.

I reckon I'd make a fortune.