Bacon

is king. I love bacon.

I bought a bacon cooker. A microwave bacon cooker. You put the strips of bacon on it, the fat drips off, and voila. Theoretically.

Well guess what? It was crispy. I nearly died.

And yes, it was good. Not the same as fried good, but still good.

I'm fairly happy. Good purchase. And $2. Bonus.

Other things, well, I shan't speak of those right now as they are just a tad fresh and when things are fresh tis best to let them lie till they settle. For speaking of things as they just occur is like cleaning a room right before a toddler wakes up. Ineffectual, useless, and frustrating.

I need a convection oven.