I have learned today.
Half a miniature dim sim fits perfectly between the space in the wheels of a highchair.
If your child says “mummy mummy mummy” just a little more insistently than usual when you are taking her down the street ALWAYS look. Always. If you do not you may find that the mud they discovered on their shoe has advanced up the leg, all over the back of the driver’s seat, all over the clothing, completely covering the hands and a little on the face for good measure.
If a toddler approaches a baby swing with arms outstretched the odds are good that she will grab the swing, push it as hard as she can only to incur its wrath upon its return journey, at which time her tooth will go through her lip and she will look as though she has been in a bar fight.
It does not matter how thoroughly you clean up there will always be something your children find and put in their mouth. It will not necessarily be food.
Before you put anything into the rubbish bin it is advisable to take a quick look. This will save you the hassle of having to thoroughly clean the DVD you just hired.
And here endeth the lesson.
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