the bathroom door should always remain closed if there are toddlers in the house.
1. Toothpaste. Minty fresh, although great to describe someone's breath, should not be applied to the scent of a toddler's hair.
2. Toilet paper. If you wonder why it appears you are going through more toilet paper than usual, take note of the individual sheets of paper meticulously removed from the roll and placed, one by one, around the edge of the toilet bowl, papier mache style.
3. Washing powder. Monkey see monkey do. Washing powder goes from the box to the washing machine. Simple. What toddlers fail to understand is that this occurs only ONCE per washing cycle.
4. Toothbrushes. I simply do not know where she has put it around the bathroom so in the rubbish it goes. It just isn't worth the risk.
5. Shampoo. Oh so much fun and bubbly slippery joy. Say no more.
6. Water. Unidentified water. If there is no other source as to how your toddler became wet, just bath her. Trust me.
And so endeth today's lesson.
That is all.
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